Hello! This Hulk! Keyboard puny not good for Hulks fingers and Hulk careful not to smash but Hulk find it difficult. But also Hulk has important thing to tell reader of this blog. Hulk hear one person read this blog. Hulk sorry for this person. Hulk want say find better use for your time but Hulk know not everyone have taste in reading material. Why adult read picture book for little kid then write about it for all to see instead of hiding fact in shame? Hulk think he must have screw loose!
Dont worry Hulk not snob. Hulk read Stephen King on toilet. King no artist with words but can tell story. Hulk once read part of Tom Clancy book but put it down because bad dialogue. Point is Hulk was willing to try and not pass judgment before reading. Puny blogger here can only run puny mouth about things blogger only guess at and not know. Hulk hate blogger!
Ok now Hulk have to explain something. Recently big movie with Hulk in it come out. There have been other movies with Hulk. Eric Bana he good in Chopper. Edward Norton he good in Fight Club. Hulk think human can make good Hulk movie with them as Banner. Hulk wrong. But Hulk get no money from them. Hulk get no money from this one. Hulk think to smash movie producers but Hulk too busy. So much smashing so little time. It old story one Hulk sure you understand. Hulk like Mark Ruffalo though. Did you see Zodiac? Hulk enjoy Zodiac where Ruffalo play police man. Hulk often fight police army navy air force what have you. If it wear uniform and have gun Hulk fight it. Always puny humans in uniforms hound Hulk with their weak guns. That is why. But Ruffalo okay guy in Hulks book. So Hulk think this movie okay.
Hulk lose train of Hulks thought. What Hulk mean to talk about here is this drawing stupid blogger human make of Hulk. Hulk hear of this from Thing during fight where Hulk and Thing wreck part of Yancy Street. Hulk interested. Hulk beat Thing! HULK ALWAYS BEAT THING! THING NOT SMART CHALLENGE HULK! THING NOT SMART TO MAKE FUN OF HULK USING BAD PICTURE BY PUNY HUMAN!
Where Hulk? Oh yeah. Hulk beat Thing senseless with Things own foot then leave Thing remember what Thing tell him about picture smash open Internet cafe look online and find this stupid blog. Who this person think Hulk? Hulk know who Maria Hill is stupid worthless human! You are puny! Hulk find person. Hulk say why you make stupid drawing? Person say I dont know. Hulk say you stop lying about Hulk! Humans always lie about Hulk! Wont leave Hulk alone!
Hulk say Maria Hill work for SHIELD. Maria Hill important in many events happen to Captain America and Iron Man. Blogger say it news to him. He not know that when he make drawing and not know why he kept thinking of name. See? Stupid blogger not know who Maria Hill is try to pin ignorance on Hulk. But Hulk strongest there is! Make Hulk angry and Hulk gets stronger. Make blogger angry and blogger turns red in face and wets pants. It almost make Hulk laugh but really it sad. Hulk wonder what happened to human discourse.
So Hulk tell person he should feel bad for lying about Hulk and for fooling people who look for good picture of Hulk. Hulk say you tell them not to look at your picture! There better pictures of Hulk for them to look at. Looking at pictures of Hulk is good thing good for the heart. But not this one. It bad for Blogger persons health. Blogger person say Hulk you tell your side of story. One person read blog. Chance this person have family or maybe talk to other puny humans at some point in the future. Maybe even have job where maybe talk about Hulk sometime even if no one listen it still get in their brains. Hulk think. Thinking not Hulks strong point but finally Hulk decide puny human blogger have good idea! Now Hulk finished telling Hulks side. HULKS SIDE ONLY SIDE!
You go outside. Enjoy day. Dont read picture book for little children. If you do dont write about it like this person.
2 comments:
duuude! Hulk is awesome!
Agreed! Also, I was just talking to him about the response to his article and he said to tell you thanks and keep supporting the Hulk and all things Hulk-related!
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